50 Funny Brother Jokes

Here are 50 funny brother jokes and the best brother puns to crack you up. These jokes about brothers are great jokes for kids and adults.

Brother puns

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What do you call rats who are brothers? Bro-dents.
What is the wife of an elephant’s mother’s brother called? An eleph-aunt.
What did Abel yell to his brother when he noticed a storm coming? Hurry, Cain.
What happened when twin brothers got arrested? They finished each other’s sentences.
Did you see Thor put some subtle eye shadow on his brother? It was pretty Loki.

What is Bruce Lee’s vegetarian brother called? Brocco Lee.
Which Brothers were correct about being able to fly? The Wright brothers.
How many brothers do robots have? None. They only have transistors.
Why is a German sausage like a little brother? They can both be brats.
Did you know Aaron Burr had a brother who was constantly falling over? His name was Tim.

What did the violin say to his big brother? Cello.
What’s like a sibling but made of soup? A broth-er.
How long did Cain beat his brother? As long as he was Abel.
What did they call the Wright brothers after they flew away? The left brothers.
What did the orange say on meeting his long lost brother? Orange you glad to meet me?

What does Thomas the Tank Engine call his teen brother? A steam punk.
What does the foot call his mom’s brother? Ankle.
What did the boy say when his brother stole his chocolate milk? How dairy.
Who invented the first airplane that couldn’t fly? The Wrong Brothers.
Why did my brother eat his homework? Because my mother told him it was a piece of cake.

Here are some great brother joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about brothers.

My brother can’t stand people with missing toes. He’s lactose intolerant.
A lot of people say me and my older brother look alike. I agree because I have his jeans.
My brother won a prize for staying in a hospital bed for a long time. He got a-trophy.
My brother and I got so bored, we started throwing spice jars at each other. Then the thyme really flew.
People say my brother and I look alike. When it’s a compliment, he looks like me. When it’s not, I look like him.

My brother threw a sock at me. It hurt my sole.
My brother said science is better than mathematics. I said “prove it”.
My brother has invested his every penny in a door business. I think a lot is hinging on it succeeding.
While there are many great things about having a brother, one of the best is having somebody else to pin the blame on.
I forgot to ship out my brother’s homemade beef jerky and accidentally ate it instead. It was an honest missed steak.

My brother is my partner in crime. Until we get caught. Then, he did it.
I was painting my room with my brother when I realized. He’s not a very good brush.
A brother and sister were arguing about oars in their boat. They were having a row.
My brother is an immigration officer. He and I disagree on almost every topic. But he usually sees where I’m coming from.
My brother couldn’t decide what sweater he wanted to buy. I felt that he was being too knit-picky.

I don’t publicize the fact that I’m Thor’s brother. I keep it low-key.
My brother doesn’t like brown rice. He’s a rice-ist.
My parents named me after my older brother. And before my younger brother.
My brother is my best friend until he tells on me. Then, he’s my worst enemy.
My brother told his son to take the crayon out of his mouth, unless he wanted the Crayola Virus.

These next funny brother puns are some of our best jokes and puns about brothers!

Have you heard of the blind cyclops brothers? Neither have eye.
What are Dwayne Johnson’s brothers called? Paper and Scissors.
I just met my identical twin brother for the first time. I was beside myself.
My brother and I laugh at how competitive we were as kids. But I laugh more.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius. But his brother Frank, was a monster.

What do you call a ninja with 8 older brothers? A Nine-ja.
What do you call a camel that ate its brother? Camelbalism.
My brother has a beef eating disorder and I’m worried. His life is at steak.
My twin brother prefers to take the stairs, but I like the elevator. I guess we are raised differently.
My friend said that he eats more than his brother. I was more concerned by the fact that he eats his brother.

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